Gotta Pocketful of JENS... yeah, I said it...

So, yeah, I've refallen in love with Jens Lekman. My friend and I went to his show in Boston last night. And it was amazing. Hands down the best show I've ever been to. And I've seen Elton John. And Sting. So, yeah. I'm a pretty big deal. So anywayz, go get Night Falls Over Kortedala. Or borrow it from me. Or, better yet, go see him live. He's FUCKING amazing. And he's the sweetest little man ever. I wanna make him a nest in the corner of my room and keep him as a pet he's so cute. ...Did that sound creepy to anyone else?

Oh but you know who i wanna keep in a Mason jar in my basement? Daniel Bruhl. He's the suave man you see below. The one who looks like he's in a whiskey ad. Yeah, him. Just look at him for a bit. As the Dutch would say, "Ik wil een kroket, graag." Don't we all want a meat ragout encased in a crispy fried crust? Don't we all?


I have to pay rent.


And get a life.






Stop looking at me like that, Daniel.