My day.

Julie Andrews= Goddess?

This is what I do with my spare time. I look up pictures of Julie Andrews.

Yup.

I think I'm gonna go eat some cyanide...

Or listen to the Sound of Music record I took from my parents' collection. Not Mary Poppins. I can't deal tonight.

Oh, Julie Andrews. You have bewitched me. Verily.

Wow. WOW.

This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. If I didn't wake up tomorrow, I would be ok with it, now that I know that this has been created and exists in the world.


I'm speechless. It's just wonderful.


I didn't know albinos had such matronly hips. And that they often wear acid wash mom jeans to bowl in. And that supernovas occur behind them as soon as they release the ball. I've learned so much today.

Kate's Kat Pharm

This is me. Forever. Start buying cats for me. Thanks. I'm not bitter.

I thought this was such a safe neighborhood

Someone stole our bowl of Halloween candy right off our porch last night. They took the bowl and everything. If you have any leads, let me know. I really wanted to have the leftover candy today. But now I have to go to RiteAid and buy clearance candy like a common bum. Damn you, trick or treaters! Damn you!

On a side note, my sister and I watched Blank Check last night. And it was actually funny. Because the kid was so depressed. Almost like a real human. It's funny when kids try to act like humans. It's NOT funny when they steal my candy.